Our writer-at-large saw DCs critically panned film and thinks its emblematic of Hollywoods superhero inertia. His solution: let Yorgos Lanthimos have a go
Warner Bros marketing department is probably having a hell of a time finding positive quotes for their latest DC Comics-inspired critical disaster, Suicide Squad. I feel for the poor intern who has to go through all the press clippings and sort through bon mots such as Resembles the sale rack at a Burlington Coat Factory and Jared Letos overacting makes the dog from Beethoven look like John Cazale just to find the stray compliment that the studio will shoe-horn into a 30-second spot during Bachelor in Paradise. In honor of those poor souls who just want to get some experience in Hollywood during their summer away from Northwestern, heres a quote for you, free of charge: I didnt hate it!
I didnt hate it, says Dave Schilling of the Guardian has a real ring to it, doesnt it? But why, you might ask, did I not hate Suicide Squad?
Its atrocious. A blatant pastiche of Escape from New York, Ghostbusters, Guardians of the Galaxy and Con Air. Yes, I said Con Air is better than Suicide Squad. Con Air sucks, but Con Air sucks in the most fun way possible. Its happy being bad. It knows nothing other than being bad and does not stray from its mission statement of being bad. Its a natural expression of its creative vision.
It includes a prominent role for John Cusack as a US marshall who does karate in Birkenstocks. There are moments in Suicide Squad that harken back to the era of movies such as Con Air the height of the Jerry Bruckheimer brand of unapologetic Hollywood action trash, a dearly departed style of eccentric stupidity wiped away by the pristine war machine of Marvel Studios.
The success of films such as X2, Iron Man and The Dark Knight gave credence to the so-called respectable genre film. Peek at the Rotten Tomatoes page for 2014s Captain America: The Winter Soldier and youll see critic after critic applauding the film for its energy, humor and various allusions to real-world problems. Winter Soldier, like almost every Marvel production, is a testament to the infernal dream factory they have created.
Each film adheres to a stylistic and thematic structure that guarantees success. Even lesser works such as Ant-Man and Iron Man 2 possess enough Marvel magic to skate by without anyone really stopping to consider how generic they are. Theyre fun, brimming with charm and eager to please. Kevin Feige and Marvel Studios should be commended for doing something truly superhuman: getting people to leave their homes to see films in a theater on a regular basis. Of the 13 Marvel Studios releases, only one has grossed under $150m in domestic box office. Only four of them have grossed under $200m. Ask the producers of recent box office disappointments such as Ghostbusters or Star Trek Beyond good movies that received mostly positive critical notices but underperformed financially if making a blockbuster is easy.
That success breeds audience loyalty and brand recognition. If a new Pixar movie is released, people will see it out of cultural obligation. If Apple releases a Wi-Fi enabled nose-hair trimmer, millions of consumers would snap one up just to be the first one at the office to try it out in the private executive bathroom. But Apple doesnt take big swings any more. They release another iPhone once a year with a slightly better camera. Pixars film slate is littered with sequels. What was once refreshing and vital is now the fourth trip to the soup-and-salad bar at Sizzler. Thats OK, though. I have an iPhone 6 and will gladly pay money for Incredibles 2. I also love Sizzler. That cheese toast they have is stupendous. (Still, its human nature to want to sample new things, even in the face of whats warm and familiar, which brings me back to Suicide Squad.)
Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/aug/08/suicide-squad-hollywood-creativity-blockbuster-films